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Camping for dummies
From Pennsylvania, south – into the heat of a Virginia summer. I don’t quite know what I’d expected this part of America to look like,...
Simon Weir
Jul 16, 20194 min read
A recap: the plan
Just to get you up to speed, if you’ve only just found this blog: Who am I? Journalist and road tester (former editor of RiDE), writer...
Simon Weir
Jul 13, 20191 min read


Into the Woods
Well, I made it to America. After the bike was freighted into Canada (less red tape than going direct into the US) I had to unbox it...
Simon Weir
Jul 12, 20195 min read


A bumpy start
So I made it to Canada - woohoo. Still, the Big Stupid Trip of a Lifetime hasn't quite got off to the dream start for the dream trip....
Simon Weir
Jul 10, 20193 min read


And so it begins...
The preparation is over. It’s too late to chicken out. I’ve dropped the bike off with Moto Freight at Heathrow, paid the money and it‘s...
Simon Weir
Jun 28, 20192 min read


The calm before the storm
What's the perfect first tour for someone new to biking? It could be this one. Short, sweet and very rewarding – it's an ideal...
Simon Weir
Jun 25, 20195 min read
Starter’s orders
You’re probably wondering why I’m still here. Wasn’t I meant to be riding around the world? Well, yes - and that’s precisely what I am...
Simon Weir
Jun 6, 20192 min read


Bank Holiday Funday
Bank holidays were not invented to facilitate the mowing of grass or the hanging of wallpaper. Bank holidays were created for riding...
Simon Weir
May 28, 20196 min read


Good days, bad days
Bright sunshine, green hedges frothy with white blossom, grippy tarmac on a bendy road and a congenial pillion. That's a good day. Stuck...
Simon Weir
May 24, 20193 min read


Bank-holiday plans
I woke up to enough fleeting sunshine to optimistically start speculating about where to ride this weekend. After all, I’m getting...
Simon Weir
May 3, 20193 min read


My first ride after the crash
I catch myself finding reasons to hesitate before getting on the bike. Faffing around. Where’s my phone? Have I locked the house? Where...
Simon Weir
Apr 27, 20194 min read
How to recover from a bike crash
Two ribs went for a motorcycle ride; after a while, one said "Let's have a break..." But falling off a bike isn't a joke. Especially as...
Simon Weir
Apr 16, 20194 min read


Leaving on a series of jet planes
Today is my last day in the South African town of George - after arriving in an ambulance at midnight exactly four weeks ago. I’m itching...
Simon Weir
Apr 5, 20193 min read


The Marmite pass
What is it about Stelvio that provokes such strong reactions? More than any other road I can think of, Italy’s highest pass polarises...
Simon Weir
Mar 25, 20194 min read
Crasher’s guilt
I don’t often feel guilty about riding bikes. Okay, when I stood in the dock at Bristol Magistrates Court in 2004 to explain why I was...
Simon Weir
Mar 25, 20194 min read


The 20 best motorcycle rides in Europe
I’ve been trying to come up with the definitive list of Europe’s greatest motorcycle rides, to stop myself going crazy as I lie in my...
Simon Weir
Mar 18, 20193 min read


The kindness of strangers
Big boys don’t cry. Especially not big, macho, laugh-in-the-face-of-broken-bones, bike-riding boys like me. But it’s damn difficult to...
Simon Weir
Mar 15, 20193 min read


Gear review: Interphone Tour
I've used a lot of different Bluetooth headsets over the years but this Interphone Tour is the one that's become my default – and it's...
Simon Weir
Mar 5, 20194 min read


Monday commuting blues
Bob Geldof was right about one thing: I don't like Mondays. It's not that I don't enjoy work – even when I was a wage slave, I liked what...
Simon Weir
Feb 25, 20194 min read


Gear review: Givi UT803
Before I dive into reviewing this 40L waterproof rolltop bag from Givi, I should explain two things. First, I didn't pay for it: it was...
Simon Weir
Feb 21, 20195 min read
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